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  • Hollywood Killed John Garfield

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    I asked my buddy, Chad Gyptity, for some help writing a poem. Request: Write a poem entitled “Hollywood Killed John Garfield” incorporating titles of John Garfield movies. Response: In the shadows of Hollywood’s glitzy dream,Where stars ignite and stardom’s gleam,Lies a tale of a man, a talent untamed,”Man’s Castle” he built, but not as he…

  • Fifty Years of Hip-Hop

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    (dedicated to) ME: Hey Chad! I am working on a new song and here is what I have so far. It is supposed to be a hip-hop style rap song: Them fancy boys from Florida wantin’ us to believe that on the woke war-wagon is where we ought to be. Listen to us! The people…

  • Richmen North of Raleigh

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    I asked my buddy, Chad Gyptity, who knows nothing beyond September 2021, for some help writing a song. Request: I need help with this song that I am working on. It is meant to be a folksy, grievance-ridden country ditty filled with references to conspiracy theories and culture wars. I call it “Rich Men North…

  • A Crazy Notion

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    REQUEST: Here is a crazy notion: sometime in the future the governor of Florida, Ron Desantis decides to run for president but because he has zero personality and nobody likes him, he is doing really poorly in the polls. I want to write a satirical song that mocks the governor of Florida and candidate for…

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